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@2JOKES ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
@3======================
@1
Throughout the history of Doctor Who there have been many jokes written
that relate to the programme. Some are funny, some not so funny, but they
all share a similar theme.
Recently I have heard two different ones that I have decided to share with
you, on television programmes on UK Gold. There are also a couple of old
favourites:
@2Knock Knock
@3 Who`s There?
@2Doctor
@3 Doctor Who
@2How did you guess?
@2How did the Dalek destroy the chicken?
@3 It eggsterminated it!
@1From "George And Mildred"
(Boy has just done something wrong).
@3GEORGE: Right. No television for a week.
@2BOY: But it`s Doctor Who on on Saturday. I always watch Doctor Who.
The Daleks have him trapped in a Time Warp.
@3GEORGE: Right no television for three days.
@1(This perhaps supports the long established view that Doctor Who is
a children`s programme).
@3From "Carrott`s Confidential"
@1(Jasper is talking about television programme).
@2That reminds me of Doctor Who. A middle aged man trying to show young girls
his TARDIS.
And they show that to children!
@1If anyone else has heard any other good jokes then they are welcome to
pass them on.
@3Thomas Lancaster
"The Ranger"